Character Meme Part Three

May 22, 201712 min read

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Published: May 22, 2017

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1. Pick one of your OCs. (I'm picking three lolz)
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.

1. What is your name?
Jahonah: Jahonah Parstann. I share that name with my dear sister. And my parents, who are probably dead. Great. Now I'm sort of sad.
Tia: Tian'rell Parstann, although you can call me Tia.
Jérrah: Do you want to know my real name? Well, as life hammers home time and time again, you won't always get what you want.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Jahonah: It's the name of an old prophet, I think.
Tia: Tian'rell means "calm wind". Can't decide whether it's fitting or ironic.
Jérrah: It means "witness". Take as many guesses as you'd like.

3. Are you single or taken?
Jahonah: Single, but I'm looking, and I'm willing to change basically anything about myself. Please, I'm desperate. I've even resorted to tying myself up for kicks, and it was really embarassing last night because I locked my knees in place and I had to call for Tia to come help me and now every time I-
Tia: Next time just stay like that. Until you die. Seriously.
Jérrah: The things I missed as an only child.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Jahonah: Um, ahem, well. I am a Mage who specializes in the nastier schools, and I do most of the Necromancy that my sister can't do because she specializes in Illusion magic.
Tia: What he said. I'm also pretty decent with a blade, I do think.
Jérrah: A Shade is quite ironically very good at killing. I'm also an accomplished tracker and a good field medic. Oh, and woodworking.

5. Stop being a Mary-sue!
Jahonah: If I were a Mary Sue I wouldn't be a goddamn virgin, would I?!
Tia: I'll kindly ask you not to call me a flat, uninspired character.
Jérrah: Is it because I'm brooding? Come now, there's no need to lash out.

6. What's your eye color?
Jahonah: Blue.
Tia: Blue, as with all Underhaveners.
Jérrah: Silvery grey.

7. How about hair color?
Jahonah: Ash-grey. Dyed, of course.
Tia: Black, jet black, like a Helstorm Dragon's Humanoid form.
Jérrah: Black, streaked with white.

8. Have you any family-members?
Jahonah: The only one who is remotely relevant to me is Tia.
Tia: Ditto, only replace "Tia" with "Jahonah".
Jérrah: Well not anymore, you insensitive cunt!

9. Oh? How about pets?
Jahonah: I'm really tempted to make a dirty joke.
Tia: Hmm? Sorry, what was that?
Jérrah: I'm getting paid overtime for this interview, right Komrad?

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Jahonah: Loneliness. Crippling, indescribable loneliness.
Tia: The inevitable lack of control in life.
Jérrah: Everything except a few people and most of my earlier memories. This world is rotting.
Tia: Both of you really need to get laid.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Jahonah: Plotting the overthrow of all around me. Including you, sweet Tia.
Tia: That would be ominous if you weren't utterly dependent on me. As for me? Machiavellian machinations. Love that shit.
Jérrah: Woodworking, and treating wounds, actually. I'm dead, but helping the living to recover from their injuries helps my mental state a great deal.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Jahonah: Other than those people I helped my sister kill? Nah.
Tia: Only a few thousand.
Jérrah: Suddenly I feel much less guilty about my own actions.

13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Jahonah: Wait, wasn't that what you meant by "hurt"?
Tia: Yep. Life is fleeing anyway.
Jérrah: Yes.

14. What kind of animal are you?
Jahonah: Death's-head moth. Definitely.
Tia: I dunno, owl? Or maybe a turtle?
Jérrah: Shades aren't animals, but I guess I'd be a spider.

15. Name your worst habits?
Jahonah: Thinking about sex constantly.
Tia: A whole buncha shit related to megalomania.
Jérrah: Never being able to forgive. Never.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Jahonah: My sister, I guess? But not as much as you'd think.
Tia: Yeah, no one for me, except me.
Jérrah: There are people I remember fondly, so I'd say they are what keep me going.

17. are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
Jahonah: I'm straight. Why? Are you trying to say something?!
Tia: Straight.
Jérrah: Heterosexual.

18. Do you go to school?
Jahonah: Hehe. My most recent experience with a school involved being a player in a wholesale massacre.
Tia: Nope. I've learned what I need to already.
Jérrah: No, although I have received education in various matters.

19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day
Jahonah: Yes! Please!
Tia: Hell no.
Jérrah: I'd rather not even think about that question right now.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Jahonah: No...please, I'm going to cry.
Tia: Not anymore, thank the gods.
Jérrah: I've heard I do. Worries me a little, to be perfectly honest.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Jahonah: Isolation.
Tia: Getting overwhelmed with chaos.
Jérrah: Entropy.

22. What do you usually wear?
Jahonah: Stuff that conceals my body.
Tia: I like plain clothing and elaborate lingerie...which is for my eyes only, I may add.
Jérrah: I don't put much thought into my outfit. I do need the shawl and corsage, though. You might think I'm joking, but it would reveal an unpleasant fact about me if I lost them.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Jahonah: Chocolate. Yummy, delicious, sinful chocolate.
Tia: Pasta.
Jérrah: I don't eat much anymore.

24: Am I annoying you?
Jahonah: Kind of, yeah.
Tia: Yes.
Jérrah: Yes you are.

25. Well, it's still not over!
Jahonah: Kill yourself.
Tia: Okay?
Jérrah: Do you like being a waste of space?

26. What class are you? (low class, middle class, high class)?
Jahonah: Middle? I guess?
Tia: Not sure which one I'd fit into, actually.
Jérrah: No idea.

27. How many friends do you have?
Jahonah: Not many. My life is absorbed by my work.
Tia: I find Jahonah's company is refreshing. Sure, he's pretty dumb, but he's my brother so I don't need to worry about him making creepy come-ons.
Jérrah: Not to sound like an ingrate, but I have more friends than I need, I think.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Jahonah: Not a huge fan.
Tia: What? Are you saying I'm fat or something?
Jérrah: What an odd question to ask...

30. Favorite drink?
Jahonah: Fruit juice.
Tia: Red wine.
Jérrah: Grain alcohol. Reminds me of summer.

31. What's your favorite place?
Jahonah: Anywhere confined. Whatever the opposite of claustrophobia is, I have it.
Tia: High-tier restaurants that don't mind the patrons taking their time.
Jérrah: I don't think I have one.

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Jahonah: No one specific.
Tia: Nope.
Jérrah: No.

33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
Jahonah: I'm...average. Okay? Very, very average. Although I'm actually pretty darn good in the girth department, which of course-
Tia: Ick. Just don't, okay? Wait, what do you mean I still have to-fine. Well, I'd like to think my bust is rather large. I'd rather not get more specific than that, asides from saying that my brassiere is a custom model with extra support hooks.
Jérrah: As for me, I've never measured it.
Antur: You know that isn't true.
Jérrah: Wha-you?! ButI can't-how did you even...forget it.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Jahonah: Neither. I don't really like my body enough to go swimming.
Tia: Option Three: private pool.
Jérrah: A lake, I suppose. That could be nice, actually, although ideally I'd just soak in a still pond.

35. What's your type?
Jahonah: I'm not picky. Really. Anyone's welcome. Just so long as you don't have a d-
Tia: I'm not even remotely interested in romance, so uh, I haven't really given that question much thought. Ever.
Jérrah: I'd rather not think about love. Please stop.

36. Any fetishes?
Jahonah: "Loyahn" is a form of self-practiced rope bondage which is popular in Therma with those who are single. A practitioner strips naked, ties their body up in an elaborate pattern, but then merely adopts a comfortable position on a bed or chair or such. Most bizarrely of all, it is only classified as Loyahn if the practitioner remains completely stationary while they are doing this, rather than doing anything dirty. The idea is to enjoy a long, slow-burning sexual comfort coupled with a feeling of general submissiveness, rather than to just "get right to it", so to speak.
Tia: Do you have no shame?
Jahonah: What? It's not that kinky.
Tia: No, I mean you ripped that definition of your fetish from one of those books under your bed. Yeah, the ones you think I don't know about.
Jérrah: And if you think I'd ever talk about stuff like that with a bunch of near-strangers you must be insane.

37. Seme or uke
Jahonah: What part of "I'm straight" sounded like "I'm gay"?
Tia: Do I look like a man?
Jérrah: Not to be rude, but how many times did your mom drop you on the head as an infant?

38. Camping or indoors?
Jahonah: Indoors.
Tia: Indoors.
Jérrah:
Jahonah: Fuck, he snuck out! Dammit, wait for me!
*miscellaneous sounds of the interview guests and the audience fleeing the studio*

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